Most homepages are either doing wayyyy  too much, or saying absolutely nothing.

But it doesn’t have to be that way. (And yes, there is a right way to write a homepage. I’ll die on this hill.)

Send me the free checklist

No more wondering what belongs on your homepage (and what doesn’t). Inside this free checklist you’ll find:

Prompts to filter out red-flag clients while drawing the right ones closer

SEO-friendly questions that don’t feel like that chemistry homework you never finished

A roadmap to make your homepage your hardest-working salesperson (because it should be)

Tips to keep your copy skimmable, scrollable, and actually readable — no one likes a homepage that’s confusing, cluttered, or sounds like your cousin’s LinkedIn bio.

“Keep it simple.”

“Share what you do and who you do it for.”

“Insert one more piece of f*ck ass advice here.”

Your problem is that your homepage is either:
        1. Saying so much you’re saying nothing at all, or…
        2. Leaving me wondering, what do you do again?

And neither of those is converting your I love you x10, kiss you on the mouth, think about you every day clients.

This checklist helps you unf*ck the rules you’ve been following and build a homepage that’s clear, confident, and unmistakably yours (I’m talking page 32 of your sparkly pink journal with the heart-shaped lock that only opened if you knew the secret code).

Your problem is that your homepage is either:

1. Saying so much, you’re saying nothing at all, or…
2. Leaving me wondering, what do you do again?

And neither of those is converting your I love you x10, kiss you on the mouth, think about you every day clients.

This checklist helps you unf*ck the rules you’ve been following and build a homepage that’s clear, confident, and unmistakably yours (I’m talking page 32 of your sparkly pink journal with the heart-shaped lock that only opened if you knew the secret code).

Let me be clear: that’s not your problem.

MEET YOUR HOMEPAGE ANTI-HERO: 

Translation: your BFF screaming the bridge of “Cruel Summer” with you in the car at 2am).

Hi, I’m Priscilla — visibility girl, copywriter, and the friend who hands you the aux cord and says, “you know the bridge — scream it with me.” 

Standing out online isn’t about volume — it’s about finding the bridge that makes everyone scream-sing with you.

I made this checklist so you can stop second-guessing your homepage and start attracting the people who say, “Dammit Google, why did you waste my time when my solution was right here?”

Your homepage deserves more than placeholder copy and a sad little “welcome to my site.”

I’m talking full-blown dinner party invitation energy: embossed florals, your dog as the plus one, no ifs, ands, or buts.

Grab the free Homepage Checklist and finally write a homepage you’re lowkey not embarrassed about — one that books the right clients (the ones you’ve been dying to kiss on the mouth… no judgment).